J!nx - A Farewell to Arms Male T-Shirt

 Alright you Minions, listen up! You see this? This is my boomstick [Tee Shirt]! I wasn't always like this; I had a real life, once. That is, until some light reading from an ugly book I found awoke something evil. It got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist. If only I had let that travel agent talk me into a ski trip instead of going into the woods, everything would have been groovy. So remember minions, shop smart.

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